Never date Wonder Woman br you will never know what she might do. br She could toss her golden lariat br and choke the truth out of you. br br Never date Superman br when he asks you to take a flight with him. br He might dropp you br as he waves to the crowd below. br br Never date Spiderman br on any given day. br He might leave dangling in his web br while he is called away. br br Never date Batman br because you will never be alone. br He has always got a Robin br bobbing along behind. br br Never ever date Dodgy Dave The Vicar br because he’ll preach all night to you br and just to top that br you’ll be chased by Vera with a rolling pin in hand.