Never smoke cigarettes, br as they are libel to leave you br with a big bad cough. br br Never eat too much br because you will get fat br in the places you did not want to. br br Never use a mobile phone br as it has bad habit of talking back to you br when you do not want it to. br br Never buy a car br without an engine in it, br as you won’t get very far. br br Never buy a newspaper br if you want to hear good news br as you will never find it in there.