Golf tees on my dresser br Golf tees in my bed br Golf tees on my pillows br Where they poke me in my head br br Golf tees in my closet br Falling from my shirts and pants br Golf tees along the baseboards br Just like army ants br br Golf tees in the carpet br And underneath my feet br Golf tees lined up on the mantle br Oh, they look so neat br br Golf tees in my couch br And in my back and thighs br When I sit and watch TV br I feel those little guys br br Golf tees in the kitchen br In Jurassic coffee mugs br Sometimes when I pass them br They look like prehistoric bugs. br br Golf tees in the bathtub br Like sailors on plastic ships br Golf tee in her make-up br Like little bald q-tips.