Everything seems br two sizes br too small for you. br br That sweater (Jesus wept!) br making me perspire br never mind the guys br getting hot under the collar. br br And those jeans br as if painted upon you br (are they for real?) br br Unable to bend down br I have to retrieve your fallen purse br for you. br br And woah... br ...those stilettoes! br br Like how br do you stand up br never mind walk? br br Seems like you would need br a mathematical formula br br to get in motion! br br I say: 'Say Cheese! ' br for the camera br and the camera br catches you mouthing: br br 'Sex! ' br br I ask you br what you br br call this look? br br And you say br 'Girl...I calls it sex...on a stick! ' br br 'I'm sex on legs....babeeee! ' br br I give up br trying to br br ...