Everything’s gone wrong today br I’ll tell you how it started br Got up late and rushed about br And couldn’t find my glasses br br Well that’s the first thing that went wrong br And just as I was leaving br The cat decided to go nuts br And then he started heaving! br br He tore about and clawed the door br And bashed into the bin br And shot out of the cat flap br Then brought a mouse right in! br br I had no time to clear the sick br Or catch the little mouse br Had no time to do my face br I had to leave the house br br At work it was no better br The boss was in a stropp br Muddled through the day somehow br And then I had to shop! br br Thank god the day is nearly done br I’m bushed and want to sleep br But first I’ll watch my favourite soap br That’s Coronation Street! !br br jennifer jane prycebr br