I feel like br I am a comic book br br my life unfolding br drawing by drawing br br at first in colour br (then only in black & white) br br waiting for what br the next panel br will unfold br br or the turning of the... br ...page! br br “What will the artist think br - next? ” br br a speech bubble br thinks for me br beside my head. br br I feel like br I am Osiris br br & have been br (by my brother Seth) br br cut up br & my bits br br scattered all br over Egypt. br br “Whatever next? ” br a speech bubble bubbles up br next to my throbbing temple br br a towering obelisk br of a migraine. br You gather me br with your love br br bring me br to my self again br br anoint me br with your caresses br br join my lips br to your lips br br in a holy br kiss br br until I am br whole br br until I am br the glory of br Osirus br br You...my Isis! br br But wait br hasn’t a fish br br eaten my d**k br br (hard to swallow…that) br br & you br can’t get it back! br br Can’t the artist br ditch that bit br ...surely? br br I wish he wouldn’t br follow the story br br ...so closely! br br So much br for being br br legend! br br But all br is not br lost! br br You have thought of br everything! br br You click on: br f” on br br your new br Soho vibrator br br “built br (so it says) br “ to fit the natural contours br of a lady! ” br br And then br br a little panel saying br br CONTINUED NEXT WEEK...