(Dodgy Dave Tale) Plastic Flowers br br br This is another Dodgy Dave Tale that goes out br To all the romantics that have their doubts br See Dodgy states he is unromantically inclined br That could leave poor Vera maligned br (Vera his wife that this story is behind) br br You see when your in love with a man br Women expect romantic gifts not just a hand br And Vera felt a little slighted here br Because it was flowers she lacked from her dear br br So one day his wife and Dodgy Dave br Went out on the town not to misbehave br They decided to go to a Car Boot Sale br (Don't ask me what that is Dave knows that tale) br br As they were walking along that day br Dodgy Dave came upon a plastic flower bouquet br Well he picked the thing up br And thought to himself...