When I was young and in my prime br I could make love at any time br But now I ‘m growing old and weak br I only manage twice a week. br br My lady’s not as old as me br but she accepts quite readily br My thrusting days of youth are gone br although the urge still lingers on. br br She knows I do the best I can br like any other loving man. br She says it’s quite sufficient br that she is happy and content br br and so am I to tell the truth. br I lack the energy of youth. br To me a source of manly pride br to know my Lady’s satisfied. br br My lady’s always telling me br There is no reason she can see br to doubt my capability. br Whilst she is smiling wickedly. br br 3-Feb-08br br ivor or ivor.