I'd like to write a romantic comedy br in four acts like Will Shakespeare did br Tragedy's not for me, you can see br by the bells and cap I wear br Clad like a court jester I can br dance and caper br with love as my chief motive br br I adore outdoor action br the forest of Arden br populated by the likes br of Rosalind and Celia br Phebe and Audrey br daughters and country wenches br br I could idealize a heroine br who usually masks herself br as a man, a swain, one br who deceives and is br deceived in turn br br I would subject love to great br difficulty before consummation br in the darkest forests of night br 'Amor vincit omnia! ' br br I would not render poetic justice br any oaf of a writer does that br My outcomes would be logical br & necessary - br how the characters act based br on their principles br br I would balance characters br good guys over here br villains over there br reconciliation would be easy br in my romantic comedies br br All's well that ends well br would be the keynote br struck in all its glory br by spooning lovers br Never mind love's labor br lost in a midsummer night's br dream even though all in all br it may be much ado about br nothing br but that's as I like it!br br Michael Pruchnickibr br