An ache in her gut, br her faith in existentialism br more numb than lost, br she clings to the romantic fantasy br that Lacan is her biological father. br Louis Lacan, Jaques Lacan, br any Lacan will do. br br br She is emaciated, possibly anorexic, br and addicted to migraines. br Her face is adrift with pain. br Salt spills from her nostrils. br br br She labels herself 'a closet Luddite', br yet spends twelve hours a day br on the internet. She can only br achieve orgasm in graveyards. br br br Her type is common. br Some would say generic.