Behind the closed door br of the bathroom br br I’ve decided br to come clean br br holler out at the top of my voice br all the Country & Western tunes known to humankind. br br “And when we get behind closed doors br then ya let your hair hang down br br And ya make me glad br that I’m a man! ” br br Suddenly the door br is kicked open br br as if it were br the Secret Song Police br br I instinctively cover br my Charley Pride. br br “My God...wot’s wrong! ” br you burst in upon my rendition. br br “I’m singing! ” br I state the obvious br br And to prove the point br sing again. br br “And ya make me glad br that I’m a man! ” br br “I’m singing ‘bout you! ” br I explain. br br You wince & smile br br and without br taking off your clothes br br step delicately into the bath br br and make me br glad that I’m br br a man.