Don’t ever have br sex with strangers br is what br a bird br once told me. br br Thirty strangers br later i find, br something that br works for me. br br Don’t ever kill, br the bird sang, br unless to live, br I suppose is alright. br br In killing I br find no thrill. br Although, br I stepped br on a worm today. br br Don’t ever cheat, br on your spouse. br its not right br to play that game. br br What if your spouse, br Is cheating on you? br I’d rather br screw br than play br that game. br br Do not lie br it's not allright, br And is that br what Jesus would do? br br If Jesus is br What your looking for, br To find him br I think, br you’d be lying too. br br Don’t fantasize, br About that girl br Her skirt is short br for comfort. br br She’s a dirty whore br This we can see, br But I can br give her br comfort. br br Don’t ever worship br another bird, br Or build a statue, br Of a Robin. br br It’s true that I, br find all birds, br Really quite br intrusive. br br And if you should br find a lie. br Send it back br From where br it came, br br Wouldn't it be, br nicer to lie? br We can’t br all come from br where I came. br br Do not drive br your neighbor’s car br And his wife, br She shares his name br br If a neighbor, br had something to take, br To share is very, br neighborly. br br Just please br don’t, br have sex with strangers, br It’s quite easy br To catch a br disease. br br On this br The bird br and I agreed. br Fire, works br Quite br forcefully.