Coach worked the counter br at a video store in Hollywood... br musicians, actors, drag queens... br to say the clientele was eclectic br was an understatement, br but even Coach was surprised br when a naked man walked into the store. br This could lead to no good. br br 9-1-1 br 'Yes, I have a naked man in my store' br br 'Can you describe him.' br br 'He's naked.' br br 'Black or white? ' br br 'White, six two, maybe 200 pounds, br did I mention he was naked? ' br br 'Sir, the police are on their way, br but we need to know who we're br dealing with...' br br 'Come into the store, br I'll be the guy with clothes on, br he'll be the guy who's naked.' br br Frank, Louie, Manny and a br few other cops responded, br maybe a bit of overkill, br but Coach kept them well br supplied with free movies and coffee br because he like having them br there quickly... br br They put the guy in handcuffs... br Frank, a burly bulk of a man br tried to get a few laughs br at Coach's expense... br br 'C'mon Coach, admit it, br you were checking out his package.' br br Coach thought carefully and said, br 'Maybe so, but you're the one br who likes him in handcuffs.' br br That set the cops to laughing br as Frank stormed out... br Louie said br 'There goes your Christmas card.