It has suddenly become clear to me br That all women lack some honesty br In their glance br is a bigotry br Most superficial br by decree br br You see: br br A woman thinks with emotion br With the heart of an open ocean br Filled with warmth and some despair br Happiness and minor care br Where tides can change so quickly br Like a deep tsunami upon the sea br Swallowed whole if not with guide br A man must sometimes forget his pride br And remember most logically br That a woman lives on irregularity br Because if you should not take heed br Then I promise you alone shall be. br So when in pain you find this cancer, br then perhaps seek one more answer, br A tall, thin, dress less standard, br Forget the girlfriend br buy an exotic dancer.