Never really one br for popularity contests br Yet somehow br popularity found me. br br Intangible leadership br skills perhaps, br overrated influence br more likely. br br The first time I had sex br I was an amateur at best. br the first re-telling to my friends br I was Ron Jeremy in 1975. br br Sometimes I wonder br if i build myself up br or myself builds me. br br One thing is for certain: br talk, br talk, br talk, br useless br and boring. br br Over inflated ego's tend to burst all at once, br and Snuffaluffagus was always cooler than br Big Bird. br br As a child I related to him, br along with Daffey Duck, br and Gonzo, br br Now you tell me who has an ego.