Seeing as no one else would br I started stalking br br me. br br I was beside myself br with joy br br like br wow br br everywhere I’d go br why...there I’d be! br br Always kept one step ahead of br my Self br br spying on me with evil intent br br ogling myself as I’d come & go br I also...went. br br Fancying my Self br like mad br br finally it got so br bad br br & I had to take out br a court order br on me br br restraining my br Self br br saying that I br couldn’t come br a hundred yards br within myself br br & when that failed br I had to have my Self br br arrested br & taken into br br my own br custody. br br But now br having observed br br my Self closely br br I realised I was br nothing special br br (quite ordinary br actually) br br & I went br totally off br my Self br br couldn’t stand br me no more! br br And that’s when it dawned br br I’d have to find br somebody other br br than my good br Self br br to stalk & br br “Well...hello...