A daft feral kitten,
Is sitting on my stoop
Every day
Another attempt
To welcome to my boot.

Daft feral kittens,
Always my drive way,
Charged acceleration
And a kitty cat filet.

Daft feral kittens
Heed do not seem to take,
They shit on my hood,
Pee under it they make.

Daft Feral kittens,
13 are in her house,
Steel teeth I’ve loaded
and baited with a mouse.

Now less feral kittens
Pestering my car
2 have met their maker
11 aren’t far.

Daft feral kittens
I’m working on my game
A field goal is kicked
And a kitty rocket plane

A b.b. gun I’ve bought
And a sling shot in que
If that doesn’t work
Drowning’s an option too.

Daft Feral Kittens
Have tasted gasoline
The fourth is getting near
And fire works they’ve seen.

So Feral Kittens
Won't you join in the fun
A barbeque
some blackened fur,
And 13 now are none.



Copyright (C) David DeSantis

David DeSantis

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