I don’t really care who you are, br Or what you say br about who you know. br Your pleasing pleasantries br May be nice to you br To me they are unnerving. br br I don’t really want br to waste my time br About fairy tale stories br and polite conversation. br You took a Camel br On a desert ride br Yay for you and the Saudis. br br Call me apathetic, br But don’t call me rude br I’ll sit here and feign interest br If it will make you smile. br br Call me whatever br In your heart you will br My motives aren’t for lack of boredom. br br Stop “n” chat br Why do we do it br When neither of us has any obligation. br I saw you once ten years ago br And now your life’s unfolding. br br I’m glad your grandmother br Is not quite senile br Although her “depends” can be tiresome. br I’m happy that your mother br Is still a bitch br And that I’d no longer find her attractive. br It’s good to know that your job’s going great br Now that you got your Associates. br An your engaged br To Penny from high school br Who of course I dated. br Isn’t it amazing that you smashed your car br One night 5 years ago. br And wouldn’t it be great br If we never got in accidents br As you’ve pointed so. br br Oh these tiresome chats, br And the way they flow br To muse br Apathetic and boring br br and br br Most of all br isn’t it interesting, br br No word of how br I’m doing.