The guy was really getting into it until the Pope called br and he was commanded to extinguish his excitement; br ordered to dunk his stale donut into a Styrofoam br cup of cold decaffeinated and whiskey flavored coffee, br while reciting the Lord’s Prayer and repaying a hundred br Hail Mary’s that he still owed from the time he and his friends br went to the beach and stole a wallet full of cash, br while the sharks fed on its rightful owner. br They didn't get the word in time to save their souls because br Jesus had been on vacation at a different resort and James br was busy baptizing anyone who could hold their breath….