I think God deserves better than the kind of chintzy br fairytale poetry written by religious people. He is br far more powerful than them or their pathetic and br conceited attempts to scare people with threats a br bout the grim reaper or the devil. br br Hey, that reminds me, who do you think would win br in a wrestlemania face-off between the grim reaper br and the devil? I think the devil would win hands br down because all the grim reaper has is that dopey br scythe, a clumsy instrument that is rendered useless br in close-in combat. And that black gown that he br wears (and never throws in the wash, I’ll bet) cuts br off his peripheral vision. I think the devil’s br pitchfork allows for more versatility, and he can br head-butt the grim reaper with his horns. br br Ultimately, God can easily dispatch both of them br with a flick of his nonexistent little finger. What he br seems unable (or unwilling) to do is help religious br people write decent poetry.