You think you've got troubles - br There is always someone having worse - br Your trouble is you've got br A terminal disease called Vita Brevis - br In spite of all your joy br In seeing children grow br And flowers bloom and Alps erode br It's out to get you br At some inconvenient time - br But that is best - not so? br Who wants a rendez-vous? Not I - br Let others throw the switch - Zap! Wham!br br George Beecherbr br