She asked me to explain why every man br she meets wants to screw her; I replied, br “I can’t speak for every man but I can tell you why I do. br Give me a few minutes to prepare; to strip myself br of my inhibitions and I will give you my answer. br Removing a glass from the cabinet, I poured a stiff drink br of the finest whiskey available to man….. br Toasting the beauty of both, I raised my glass and said…. br Until this point in my life, both the fine whiskey and the fine woman br had always been unobtainable….