Confusion reigns br with frequent changes of mind, br 'let's go there' grandmother says br 'to the end of the pier', br and what is there? br We arrive to find crusted sandwiches br and wet limp rolls of ham, br whilst looking down on the sand br donkeys carry enthralled children br nowhere and back again. br The wife complains at carrying br the usual array of drinks and snacks br to nowhere; br and consumed we carry back. br Just a bloody camel she says br with more than two humps. br Daniels face beams on the carousel br as the horse rises and falls br and says Murphy, the donkey br was best of all. br Grandma is still eating br the wet limp ham roll br and seems annoyed br Grandpa doesn't want any of it. br I just eat my words.....