(Dodgy Dave Tale) Jailbird Vera br br br Seems the Vicar has a jailbird for a wife br Heaven knows how long she'll be in the pokey.. br days or life br He'll have to pray for guidance for her soul br Or maybe a few 'please Lord' for a quick parole br br The trial was set and Mayor Papa Bear's wife came in br Up to the stand to speak of the incriminating sin br Here Vera was found sleeping on the curb outside br Waiting for Daniel O'Donnell tickets to arrive br (In England he is a star of utmost size br At least in Vera's eyes) br br She wasn't caught at that time br It was the Mayor's wife snitching the crime br Shame....shame....the Vicar's wife br Leaving such heartache and strife br Now the Vicar will have to reform her ways br Repent Vera! .......