(Dodgy Dave Tale) Your Not A Real Santa br br br Well if you haven't heard by now br Dodgy Dave wears many Hats somehow br Somehow he is always dressed up other than himself br And this time it's not Santa's elf br br He is dressed as Santa in all red and white br Volunteered to make kids faces bright br But just one mistake on his plan br He was carrying his mobile phone in his hand br br So up stepped the next kid in line br Stating 'Your not the real Santa kind! br Santa's don't have mobile phones! br With all those rings and funny tones' br br Quick to think David came back with his best br He said, 'That's my two way radio I contest! br The reindeer must warn me of a ticket on way. br In case the traffic warden puts one on my sleigh! ' br br br Quick thinking David...