Talking & laughing br in bed br br my hand innocently br between your legs br br I nonchalantly br tap out br br with nimble fingertips br br Tchaikovsky’s br 1812 OVERTURE Op.49 br br complete br with cannons br br which, somehow br tickles your fancy. br br I, then br conduct you through br br a series of sparkling br renditions br br of various popular br Classics. br br POLOTSVIAN DANCES br with its awesome chorus br br CARMINA BURANA br in all its magnificent madness br br The RADETSKY MARCH br with its joyful swagger br br before ending up br with your own br br personal favourite br br Khachaturian’s catchy br SABRE DANCE br br My fingertips a blur br glistening with syncopation br br you in particular br loving the peculiar br br wild trombone br slide br br and all those br delicious descending br little tickly notes br br that leave you br panting in repose br br br all br br br played br br br out.