Alas! There’s no one better than God br And He is cruel somewhat br God feels lonely br Although He has so many friends br Because br God is one of a kind br Even angels are not like God br Angels have wings br But God’s body has no wing br And they are like a dot to God br br God is unable to create His own spouse! br That’s why it’s so hard to turn His mood on br And make Him satisfied. br br Although God’s got all the powers br That exist in reality br He hasn’t got all the powers br That can be found in imagination. br br God is neither a male nor a female - br God’s got more similarity br With mothers than others! br God’s got more similarity br With girls than boys! br br Notwithstanding br Prophet Muhammad is the best creation br Since God's body is more like a male br And the universe is like His Holy Sperm br And br The Lord of the worlds br Is romantic, affectionate and loving.