Spartans has balls. br It’s your kinda place. br br Walled with mirrors, br ringing with rock, br stinking of bodies br pumping iron. br br Machines like robots br stand to attention, br row upon row br heavy with weights. br br Gym junkies pump br ridiculous muscles br straining like Arnie, br pushing their edge. br br The fat over fifties br (dripping with sweat) br rekindle the spark br of their pimply days. br br You step on the treadmill, br increase the speed, br check out machines, br test your new body. br br You don’t give a toss br for the new rehab centre br with its air conditioning br and manicured programs. br br Spartans has balls. br It’s your kinda place.