My friend, she came around br And said, br She had arthritis br My brother said he wasn't well br He suffers from bronchitis. br br My aunt, br She said she was stiff br And was in pain from bursitis br My cousin said it wasn't fair br Her nerves had tendonitis. br br Well, I had never experienced br Anything my friend br Or relatives had br I kind'a laughed to myself br I was really sort of glad. br br Arthritis and bronchitis br Bursitis and Tendonitis br These things were strange to me br I guess I wasn't satisfied br O why, why couldn't I have let it be. br br If you noticed br No one asked br So I took it upon myself br To announce to all my kinfolks br Just how good I thought I felt. br br They all turned br And looked at me br In deep sincerity and in awe br And eagerly to my own surprise br I blurted this out without a flaw. br br Don't feel so bad my kindred br I guess Dis-Ease br Got all of us br I suffer daily just like you br From a new Dis-Ease br Its simply called Broke-I-Tis.