Waterloo. br br Platform 10. br br Emerging from br the 17.54 train br br she, a little minx br crouches: pounces: br br faster than a speeding bullet br able to leap upon a man in a single bound. br br It’s me bird…innit? br Ain’t it plain…it’s Jan! br br My super woman...man! br br I stagger br under her assault br br clutching my chest br br shot through the heart br with love...love.