If you were fifty feet tall, you would not go to school br the grand oceans would be your swimming pool br the hide of an elephant would be your meat br and would only take a few seconds to eat br a lion would be like a furry flea br if you were fifty feet tall br br If you were fifty feet tall, you would walk over walls br and would take only seconds to visit the mall br a tropical rainforest would be your bed br a snack for you would be a tonne of bread br you would were a tin roof upon your head br if you were fifty feet tall br br You'd paddle across the pacific on a glacier of ice br you couldn't hug your mum, she would be like a grain of rice br people would run from you with fright br to move a pencil would be a frustrating plight br (this poem would be hard to write, if you were br fifty feet tall) br br Inspired by Shel Silverstein's poem 'One inch tall'br br Allen Steblebr br