Oh teacher, Oh teacher! br My test isn't signed br Because somehow br My parents went blind br Now, don't say it's my fault, br They left their hands in the bank vault. br br Oh teacher, Oh teacher br Do you know why br I was born without wings br And so cannot fly br Thus I am late br Didn't have breakfast, br So if you don't mind, br Pass me a plate. br br Oh teacher, Oh teacher! br I've failed again br Please don't scold me, br Now you'll see why, br I was thinking about br Having an eagle's brain.