I had to fart I couldnt hold it in. br The bubbly gas hiding within. br It came out a stench so incredibly great. br Like a rotten banana on an empty plate. br br It stank of cheese and rotten pickles. br As it enters your nose your spine it prickles. br Then the worst thing happened I burped so loud. br It was a great way to silence a crowd. br br The cheese flavour I tasted in my mouth. br Coming back from the trip down south. br Everyone stared like I was retarted. br Just because I burped and farted.