Suppose I would swim across the Atlantic br and tiger my way through Virginia's antics, br West-Virginia and Ohio's romantics br I will pass br with a glass br on my head, br without a stop br or spilling a drop, br keeping a fresh tulip between my teeth, br like a broken sword in a silken sheath. br Could that earn me an invitation br to, say, a cappucino in elation br and maybe throw a few towels in br you pretty little persian Djinn. br br You're so silly, dear! br And the coffee here? br Anything to speak of it isn't. br I drink a beaker of instant br every morning instead of tea. br So that should tell br you something, well, br how much I know about coffee! br I hope you are having a really good week.