Cheese? Again? br Please, don’t tease! br Even the bread shies, br The butter sighs, br The knife takes pity, br The lunchbox cries! br br Cheddar? I guessed right! br I’ll retaliate – I’ll start a fight! br At least try spam br Or breaded ham. br Maybe meat paste - br Strawberry jam? br br But bloody cheese, br It’s blight – a disease! br I don’t want calcium br Nor all that fat; br I’d rather eat snails - br Or fricasseed rat! br br Another day and I’ve a hunch - br Well whaddya know! br It’s cheese for lunch. br Oh, I throw in the towel; I just give in. br Let's cheer for cheese br And down a gin.