- Art! Why are getting br This enormous pig in? br Your Ellen is known as br A woman who hates a mess. br - Yes, but once I told you br She always thought that she knew br All. Her favourite phrase is br “I know, I know”. This br Was put as over ten br Times at today’s breakfast, and br It put me into rage. br - What br Will you do? br - On second thoughts br I planned to put this big pig br In the bath, that’s quite trig, br And when Ellen meets it, br This filthy big grunting beast, br She will exclaim, “A pig! Arthur! ” br ‘I know’ will be my answer.