As I was walking down the path br In my head I did some higher math. br They say that one and one makes two br But I know that that's not always true br 'Cause sometimes one on one makes three br It's quite confusing don't you see. br The numbers don't add up to me. br And if you live down by the Bay br You're apt to swing the other way. br And here's what makes it even worse br The Bible says it is a curse. br In that case one plus one makes none br It's just having some forbidden fun. br These transgressors we must smite br The Bible says it's only right. br So gather round, they made their bed br And we must stone them til they're dead. br This strange custom makes me doubt br And wonder what Christianity is all about.