Angelina Jolie pulled me down and kissed me slowly br As she ran her hands all over lucky me. br She whispered in my ear: ‘I want you naked, do you hear? ’ br And then mutated as she spouted: ‘'ere’s yer tea! ’ br br Oh no, it was a dream, so very lucid and serene! br And me missus goes and wakes me just for this: br A bleedin’ cup of tea – yes I know, ungrateful me – br I should be thankful for my years of wedded bliss. br br But this was Angelina, not a bowl of semolina – br We were getting hot and steamy on the sofa. br Her lips were all a’ pouting, ‘Angie, Angie! ’ I was shouting br And my hand was moving in to flippin’ grope her! br br Now every night and every day, I would beg and cry and pray, br ‘Angelina please come back – look just don’t quit.