I recall my first birthday, I think br A million years ago br I know I need a real stiff drink br My time is running low br br I haven't figured out br How birthdays know to show-up br Each year they're most devout br In forcing us to grow up br br Birthdays are so functional br They make childhood disappear br Birthdays are so punctual br Appearing every year br br I'm in my second childhood now br So, more birthdays I can use br I won't complain, since they'll allow br More life, which I enthusebr br Stanley Cooperbr br