'HEATHCLIFF & CATHY SETTLE DOWN & GET A LIFE br br 'Hi honey...it's me...Cathy! br I've come home! ' br br She turns the key in the lock...let's herself in. br br Heathcliff is busy br doing the dishes br br & singing along br to his favourite boy band. br br 'Take that! ' br he grins br br taking Cathy br in his arms br br kissing her full br on the mouth. br br 'Grrrr....easy tiger! ' br she growls. br br 'Let's stay in...fancy an Indian? ' br br EASTENDERS is on tonight! ' br br 'Yeah...let's! ' br br ******* br HEY PUSHPINDER...IT'S ME...IT'S YOUKI...I'VE COME HOME! br br It had already gone br Hollywood br br with Laurence Oliver br & Merle Oberon br br but now Bronte br goes Bollywood, br br From Yorkshire br to Rajasthan br br (lonely moor or deserted desert) br br it's the same old song br br & dance routine br coreographed to a tee br br all wild passion br & mad crazy love. br br Dig that infectious Hindi music! br br Emily gives a little chuckle br ...can't help taping her toe. br br ******* br br After the latest Vampire novel ECLIPSE namedchecked Emily's WUTHERING HEIGHTS...the novel has walked off the shelves in France and is an enormous hit with teenage girls. Emily lives! And now...Bollywood...obviously there is life after death! DIL DIYA DARD LIYA(I GIVE YOU MY HEART...TAKE AWAY YOUR PAIN) as they say in Hindi.