I come to you now unclothed, unwashed and unabashed, br This is my barest, lowliest, truest self, br With wanton passions brimming, ogling with animal intent br This is me wallowing neck deep in the sweet but unctuous tar pit br Nurturing my prurient delights, my wettest of dreams br I slink through dark parlors besotted and puking br I spew lewd orations enjoyed by kindred low life, br My gem of the barrel dregs! Jewel of the sewer silt! br I come to you unclothed, unwashed and unabashed br Frenzied and clumsy in anticipation br I rush and come to be one with you, br So, embrace me now my lovely, quickly br Before I don my clothes again.