Two boys, good friends, br named Fat and Dumb br defied the trends br that had become br a way of life br for all their peers. br It caused much strife br and silent fears. br br They bucked convention, br as one was Fat, br went to detention, br boy Dumb did that. br br And finally, br they'd had enough, br so to be free br they made a tough br but oh, so logical decision. br br They packed two bags br for their next mission, br dressed in old rags br and left their land br for unknown regions. br br You'll understand br that all allegiance br between obese br and slow of mind br is like a fleece br for one's behind.