I can’t go to school because I am sick br If I walk out my house I’ll get hit by a brick br br I can’t go to school because I’m afraid br On my way there I might get run over by a huge parade br br I can’t go to school because I have a funereal to attend br School uniforms just aren’t the new trend br br I can’t go to school because I woke up late br I broke my thumb while learning how to skate br br I can’t go to school because I feel a little blue br My brother stuck my hands together with supper glue br br I can’t go to school because school is boring br I wonder what excuses I’ll have tomorrow morningbr br jasmine shippbr br