There was a dumb blonde named Lorraine br Who stood too close to a train. br —It went by so fast br —It tore off her ass br And now she ain't got no brain! br br There was a smart blonde named Ruth br Who said, 'By God, it's the truth. br —Everyone makes fun br —'Cause my hair's like the sun br And they all think I'm dumb, for sooth. br br But I'm really very smart br I just like to play the part. br —I pretend to be slow br —And fool them, you know br And I get what I want, it's an art. br br Men don't like to be aware br That their girlfriends have brains up there br —So just ply me with things br —Like big diamond rings br And you can think what you like, I swear.