After crawling under tables br to put up officials papers on br screens between work stations, br I realized how easy it would be to br make a James Bond movie here: br br He would crawl amongst shapely br legs and dainty feet in marvelous br high-heeled shoes, hiding behind br the box files June and Hanlie hoard br illegally, against all advice br br As soon as the enemy moves on, br James will continue crawling, the br main female spy dressed to kill and br legs to die for, will kick him with her br high-heeled secret weapon shoe br br Then the beautiful James-Bond title br girl will jump to his defence with a br shotokan karate chop and save br his life; that will be me, of course br in this scenario! br br br Dunce At Work br br It is so nice to be the established fool br at work, all I need is the pointy hat and br authorization to turn cartwheels in the br passages, luckily King David in the Old br Testament is my role model, when he br came to the Philistines, he played at br being insane, if that was good enough br for him, it is good enough for me too br br Listening with guilt flaring red-hot in my br breast how my poor, long-suffering br colleagues discuss my abortive production br sheet; luckily being the dunce at work br ensures that I shall always remain humble, br though I feel like crying at times, as soon br as laughter bubbles forth again I laugh so br much for my own shortcomings, there is br little danger of my brain reforming itself…br br Margaret Alicebr br