New pond. br Young boys go splash...splash &...splash! br Old frog croaks: 'Fcuk off! ' br br ******* br br Sneezing like a haiku! br 'Basho...ah...Basho! ' 'Bless you! ' br voice in the kitchen calls. br br ****** br br Plural of hiaku br is: Haiku. People get it br wrong...oops...write haikus. br br ****** br br This stems from Bashos famous poem br br furuike ya kawazu tobikomu mizu no oto br br Old pond...