The auditors are coming, a week from today br Everything that you can, please put it away br Those things on the shelf that have sat there for months br Put them away, we’re playing hide and hunt br br The auditors are coming, they’ve boxes to tick br Don’t leave anything lying around on which they can pick br Those innocent looking tapes, what secrets do they hold br Only the whole financial record of the company’s gold! br br The auditors are coming, for audit type 7799 br Are we compliant with all of the guidelines br Are we in accordance with every one of the regulations br So all boxes can be ticked, and we can have celebrations! br br The auditors are coming, they’re coming today br Quick, hide that cable, put it out of the way br The auditors are coming, they’re right at the door br Oh just shove the lot of it under the floor br br (Sydney, Australia - 2007)br br Alessandra Liveranibr br