The story, folks, may now be told. br 'Twas the winter, bloody cold br and Joseph and Maria had br picked out a name for the young lad br who now was really overdue, br they wandered hither, fro and to br in search of good accommodation br where they could make a few day's station. br The Inn was full or so they shouted br the real reason they were outed br was that they had no ready cash br also their clothes were not too flash. br But worst of all was, can you guess br they had American Express! br br Not every merchant will accept br regardless if the bearer wept br this card because the company br takes a big cut from you and me. br So Joseph quickly volunteered br but they declined as he had feared br and with Maria now expanding br they had to do an urgent landing br her cervix was dilated well br young Jesus cracking now the shell. br Oh Joseph I can feel the danger, br please let us stop here, at this manger. br And thus it happened, blame the Yanks br God's son was born, do NOT give thanks br to modern banking and to greed br first thing he did was that he peed. br The pee was endless, (no small wee) br and did create the Holy See. br And ever since it's said, to wit, br if undecided, piss on it.