A fake who had run into strife br re-appeared as another man's wife. br Name is August oh yes? br And a female, no less br go and f**k yourself, get a new life! br br They will never allow him to come br to their party, he's simply too dumb. br Not a talent of note br it is curtains she wrote br and for you, there ain't even a crumb. br br He attended his own circumcision, br his strange father had made the decision. br From the day this took place br it was simply a case br that he lacked even simple cognition. br br Though he ventured to where they do write. br Thought that poetry might need a light br not a single soul read br what came out of his head, br he was neither too handsome nor bright. br br Well, he could not believe that they would br that they might and that (really!) they could, br so he crashed through the gate br when a fellow said Mate, br we cut balls off of every hood! br br He assured them he was not a felon br or a fiddler, his name would be Helen. br But they cut off his tail br in the Worcestershire Jail br and the rest of it, well..I'm not tellin.