A camel has exactly two br a dromedary one, br if dromedaries really flew br they'd fly toward the sun. br But camels never leave the ground br as gravity pulls hard br two humps therefore are also found br on Lady Hildegard. br She was the one who really did br up in that place called Eden br where Adam the great sinner hid br (he later moved to Sweden) . br She picked two apples from a tree br and God told her not to br he issued a harsh penalty br though Hilde said I've got to. br She meant that something deep inside br had stirred her female hormones br and with that fellow by her side br she'd felt her vermiform bones. br Red-handed, nude and somewhat wet br she stood and the creator br said you will carry this duet br from now until much later. br And so, she passed it on to all br two humps would be forever, br and Adam, well he had one ball br which made him somewhat clever br due to the fact that man's own brain br resides since God conceived it br down in his crotch where, in the main br all men later received it, br so in the spirit to be fair br God added one more quickly br so men would with the women share br two regions that were prickly. br Next time you see a camel Sir, br think way back to creation br the blame of course all rests with her br and too, with fornication.